A co-worker who is notorious about having problems with vehicles was out the other day in the field with a company car.

A vulture flew over the car and threw up on it

May not be as funny if you don't know the guy but we are getting belly laughs around here.

A buddy of mine had one perched in a tree next to his tractor (no cab). He took a shot at it with a bb gun. Put the gun away, came back and the tractor seat was liberally covered with that stuff.

I tried to run one over, but it just cleared the roof and puked all over my windshield. Eeeeeeeuuuu.