Personally, I like this one . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4-h-Wx08kw&feature=related

The guy is talented, if not particularly adept.

I clank when I walk, mumble when I talk and know I'm invisible.

Too much loose change in my pockets, chewing gum/breath mints, and being middle-aged white man -- just about no one sees ya at all.

That's why I'm confident that my special-custom-chopped-carry .50BMG in it's Simply Rugged IWB is good for Everyday. Ya see, folks are just plumb embarrassed to ask about..that..ummm...condition.

Thanks for the grin, Rob.

Young dude working a c-store, about 5'8" and 500 lbs or so, with the "AR-15.com, home of the black rifle experts" or some such license plate frame on his big macho SUV parked in the employee spot. I walked out laughing.

That guy looks disturbingly like Travis Bickel from the movie Taxi Driver.