Three men went deer hunting, and as they crossed the field, a huge buck jumped up in their path. All three men raised their rifles and fired at the same time. The buck dropped, and as they walked over to examine their prize, they realized they had a problem. Only one shot had hit the deer! Which one of them had actually shot the deer?

As they tried to figure it out, a game warden came along to check their hunting licenses. After hearing their dilemma, he offered to settle the matter. He carefully examined the deer and then said, “One of you guys is a preacher, right?” Sure enough, one of them was.

“Well, preacher,” the game warden said, “your shot is the one that got the buck.”

The other two men were amazed. “How did you know one of us was a preacher? And how did you know that the preacher’s shot was the one that hit the deer?”

“Simple,” the game warden replied. “It went in one ear and out the other.”

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Ele era velho.
Ele era corajoso.
Ele era feio.