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Ele era velho.
Ele era corajoso.
Ele era feio.

Also fun is reading comments from folks who don't realize it's satire! And, some of it is so close to the truth, I'll give them a break.

He said he didn't make up his jokes. He just read the headlines.

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Ele era velho.
Ele era corajoso.
Ele era feio.