Pharmaceutical Companies Wondering If They Should Develop Anti-Depressant Whose First Listed Side Effect Isn't 'SEVERE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pharmaceutical-companies-wondering-if-they-should-develop-a...

In Major Deal, The Babylon Bee Purchases Competing Satire Site CNN

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-purchases-competing-satire-site-cnn-for-12-...

Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-members-to-wear-upc-codes-so-lobbyists-can-scan-pr...

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide

--
Ele era velho.
Ele era corajoso.
Ele era feio.