I tried to call someone
at the National Tinnitus Foundation, but it just rang and rang...
I ran into this really snooty Frenchman.
He was bad-mouthing Americans about how little important world history we knew.
And he told me I probably didn’t even know who won the first Tour De France.
Apparently, “7th Panzer Division” is not the correct answer.
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Ele era velho.
Ele era corajoso.
Ele era feio.
I ran into this really snooty Frenchman.
Or Von Moltke, honestly.
Why are so many of the streets in France…….
…….bordered by large trees?
So that Germans can march in the shade.
Cheese eating surrender monkeys……
Otony