Sharing

by Miles ⌂, CIVITATES AMERICAE, Tuesday, January 02, 2024, 17:21 (327 days ago)

An elderly couple entered a McDonald's and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner.

The old man walked over and placed an order for himself.

He unwrapped the burger and cut it in half and put the other half next to his wife. Carefully he counted out the fries and gave her half.

He put two straws in a soda and put it between him and his wife.

The old lady began to eat her half of the burger, while people stared at them compassionately.

A young man approached them and offered to buy them another meal.

The old woman replied, “Do not bother, we are used to sharing everything.”

Everyone realized the old man had not eaten, he only watched as his wife ate.

The young man approached and offered again.

This time it was the old man who explained, “It's okay, we are used to sharing everything.

The young man then asked the old man, “What are you waiting for then?”

He said, “She has the teeth.”

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Esse sine metu in facie inimici tui. Sit fortis et rectus quod Deus ut amo te. Veritatem dico semper etiam si eam ducit ad mortem tuam. Tuendam inops et facere no mali.

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by Hoot @, Diversityville, Liberal-sota, Tuesday, January 02, 2024, 17:55 (327 days ago) @ Miles

Happy New Year Sir!

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