I have spent 8 hours and 15 minutes thus far cataloging and photographing 66 firearms for a divorce appraisal.

There were so many extra rifle magazines and cases upon cases of ammo that it would have taken me another few hours to inventory that alone, and I was working under time restraints imposed by the home owner and the private investigator hired to WATCH me!

Apparently a spitball estimate on the ammo and mags is acceptable. But each firearm was individually photographed and listed.

The investigator was paid $100 an hour to watch me. It appears the husband and wife are splitting those fees and mine. Guess what I’m going to charge?

If any of you guys announces that a divorce is in the wind, I am personally boarding a plane to slap some sense into your sad sack @ss.

Otony