Or words to that effect.

That raccoon shoulda known better than to cross the double yellow line.

Oh wait - the line wasn't there when he started across.......

Mama always told me "Nothing good happens after Midnight! :)

But Papa was a Rollin' Stone... What a ParTY!

And Moma wasn't big on Fishin' at night, or Coon Huntin' so I have had a few mornings that cause me to identify with this critter

"When crossing the road, you can go over the yellow lines, or you can go around the yellow lines, but whatever you do, don't try and go under the yellow lines!"

Poor Rory! He didn't listen to his mother. There's a lesson in this for all or us.