In honor of the Garland Texas shootout
Instapundit (Professor Glenn Reynolds) wrote new lyrics to the tune of Kenny Rogers
"You took a fine time to leave me, Lucille"
You picked the wrong state to jihad, Abu.
Texans have guns and they’re going to shoot you.
You picked the wrong state to jihad, Abu.
And Daniel Foster tweeted a revised line from "The Princess Bride":
The would-be terrorists in Garland fell for one of the classic blunders: Never assume that you’ve outgunned an art show in Texas.