Police in Detroit announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 200 pounds of heroin, $5 million in forged US banknotes and 25 Latino prostitutes -- all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.

Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said:

"We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."

Very few people seem to know they exist, let alone visit them, based on graduation and literacy rates. lol

most folks in Detroit don't know anyone who can read.

Murphy