OT Humor: Detroit Residents Stunned!
Police in Detroit announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 200 pounds of heroin, $5 million in forged US banknotes and 25 Latino prostitutes -- all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.
Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said:
"We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."