18th Century Betamag Idol Unearthed!

NEWBURY PARK, CA, July 16 (GBP) State archaeologists surveying the new Taco Bell site stopped work on the project when workers discovered...

...Scientific tests confirmed the upside-down attitude of the [Fetish] just "goes with the territory"...

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perhaps they discovered a time-traveling Luftwaffe wreck containing MG-15s with triple racked 75rnd saddle drums.

That isn't a fetish, it is a flint striker. Pretty cool one too.