Anyone remember 'Jack Handey's Pleasant Thoughts' on SNL?
If I had one today, it would be something like this:
Whenever a 'too-big-to-fail' business says 'anyone' there can help you, it's actually a commie plot.

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If I had one today, it would be something like this:
Whenever a 'too-big-to-fail' business says 'anyone' there can help you, it's actually a commie plot.

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![[image]](http://www.sixshootercommunity.com/share/awkward.gif)