I'll see yer 'Zip Gun', and raise ya a 'Double Tap'
Just when you thought things couldn't get any better, along comes . . .
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You keep yer 2 shooter, I'll carry my XDs six shooter
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Of the Troops & For the Troops
I'll see yer 'Zip Gun', and raise ya a 'Double Tap'
Hysterical Footnote
Bonus Tracks (Multiple, Choice)
('A') Mule Train − Frankie Laine (1949)
('B') Carry Me Back To Old Virginney − Frankie Laine (1949)
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Sic semper tyrannis...it took a few days, Wilkes got sic!
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Of the Troops & For the Troops
You could buy a "real" gun..
...for what hey want for these:
Aluminum $499 / $569 ported
Titanium $729 / $799 ported.